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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her 5 and 6 year olds. After explaining the commandment "Honor thy Father and thy mother," she asked,"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?," gasped her mother. It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say... "There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer, or That's Michael. He's a doctor."
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead".
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "'Cause yer feet ain't empty."