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The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):
50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat.Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats.
Canadians throw on a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
Canadians go swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Canadians have the last BBQ before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist.
Canadians lick flag poles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico.
Canadians throw on a light jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides begin selling cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over.
The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.